MySpace Bulletins

As i keep the Console Heroes MySpace in check, i sometimes take a look at the bulletins on there to see many written by Snyper7X advertising our site and many entertaining other bulletins,which isnt a problem at all.

Heres where my problem lies with it all,inbetween all Snypers there are quite a few others,some are funny like the ones from Queens of the Pwnage,(you should really check their reviews out as they are quite entertaining adding in the awesome british humour to each review)to messages from Epics own Cliffy B and the going on`s over at Epic and whats happening with Gears 2.
But tucked away inbetween these are the real pain in the ass things that i hate,chain mail.

You know the type of thing, where it says you must send this message to 20 other people in the next 10 minutes or your cat will explode and you will accidently miss the toilet at 5 am and end up pissing on your foot.
Well guess what ladies,us men do every so often indeed piss on our feet at 5 am by accident,our junks not awake at that time so it sprays where it wants to occasionaly,which is why if your also up at that time you can hear us say for fucks sake not again,(who am i kidding it happens most of the day,not just at 5am)
so chain mail isnt going to do anything else to stop us from doing this.
They should make it something like.............
if you send this to 50 people in the next 10 minutes you wont have any toilet accidents for 2 weeks,you will also win £30 on the fruit machine in the pub,and your wife/girlfriend wont nag you while you try and watch the football.

This would be the most successful chain mail letter with men sending it everywhere,but the fact is these things shouldnt exist,spamming people and sending them useless cack with threats of what will happen if they dont resend it to more people is wrong.

Some people believe this garbage,which results in even more people getting spammed by the shit.

So lets stop spreading this cack once and for all,if you get one ignore it i dont want to waste my time reading the same cack over and over again,i want the funny storys,amusing anecdotes,messages saying hi look at my boobs and all the great stuff thats out there.